Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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