Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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