where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
kristin has been a bad kristin
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
