my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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