This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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