Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
How drunk are you?
Completed.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
