doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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