so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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