i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
