I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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