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say what?
wanna hang out?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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