The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
