I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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