STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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