Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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