i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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