dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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