How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Everyone says I win the strip club
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I need to sanitize my soul.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
