What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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