Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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