You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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