I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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