i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
How external is "for external use only"?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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