just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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