We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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