Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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