What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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