Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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