I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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