So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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