I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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