Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize
