so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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