i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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