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One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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