you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
Randomize