Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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