wakey wakey hands off snakey
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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