Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I smell like Dick and happiness
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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