you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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