your parents love me but you hate me
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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