If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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