I faked an abortion last night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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