got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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