New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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