weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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