the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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