She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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