she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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