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• (626): View more from California

  I bet he comes in French.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I'M GETTING MARRIED!

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  YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING

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• (607): View more from New York

  Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

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