Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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