she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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