Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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