I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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